6.45am – Toddler wakes. I am not ready to be up yet.
6.50am – Taken Toddler upstairs, turned on cBeebies and made her a bowl of cereal then went back downstairs and back to bed. Luckily the baby is a sleep-aholic like me and doesn’t rise most mornings until we wake him.
7.30am – Toddler wants a snack. Go upstairs, give apple, go back to bed again.
8.40am – Toddler reminds me she’s going to nursery today. Drop off is 9.15am.
8.50AM – Spent the past 10mins bribing with biscuits to get toddler to put on pants.
8.55AM – We have decided that the Peppa Pig nightie will work as a top on the condition the toddler wears socks.
9.00AM – I’m still in my pyjamas and the baby still in bed. Toddler decides she doesn’t want to go to nursery today and instead wants to stay in bed all day watching YouTube videos. Ooh, she knows how to tempt me!
9.02AM – Climbed back into bed for a lovely cuddle.
9.05AM – Toddler starts licking my face.
9.06AM – Change of plan, definitely need to get rid of toddler.
9.10AM – Whipped on hoody and trainers, baby still in pyjamas. Chucked in baby carrier to keep him warm and hide the fact I am not wearing a bra.
9.16AM – Dragged toddler to nursery, she sauntered in without even saying goodbye – feeling unappreciated.
9.20AM – Got home and looked at self in mirror. Realised hair was still in braids from night before and have last nights make up all over my face. No wonder the staff were staring at me!
9.30AM – Put baby back to bed, decided to give up on this morning and go back to bed.
I’ll try again tomorrow!